GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular match, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then the